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College Advice

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1. Just because you took 7 classes in high school doesn’t mean you can manage 7 classes in college.
2. Just because you woke up at 6am everyday in high school doesn’t mean you can wake up at 6am everyday in college.
3. Just because you got straight A’s in high school doesn’t mean you’ll necessarily get straight A’s in college (and that’s okay).
4. Just because your teachers in high school said they were preparing you for college doesn’t mean you’re actually prepared for college.

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5. If your advisor says it’s too much, it’s too much.

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6. If Health Services says to take a day off, take a day off.

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7. If you have flu symptoms, do not go to class, you don’t want to be the start of an epidemic.

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8. If you have a diagnosed disability (including mental illness) you can get a lot of accommodations including stuff that you might not expect, like making teachers accept late work

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9. 99% of your problems can be solved by talking to the professor and doing it earlier rather than later.

Source: guardgirll as second semester starts for many of us these are important to remember college
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prokopetz

I think a big part of the reason I love cryptids is that they’re literally the only subgenre of conspiracy theories where you can be reasonably assured it isn’t secretly about hating Jews. Like, when people talk about aliens or lizard people or sinister banking cabals, at least 80% of the time when you look up the foundational literature it’s a bunch of Antisemitic rot and “lizard people” is just a codephrase for “Jews”, but there are very few neo-Fascist whackjobs out there claiming that Bigfoot is Jewish.

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Like to bid Bigfoot “Shalom!”

Reblog to prepare him a kosher meal

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